How Christian Women Dump Their Men
If Christian men can pick up women, then Christian women can dump men too. Here are Top 10 lines used by Christian women to break-up their men.
Before you go, have your fill with some “women knowledge” below.
The Jealous Eve
Adam and Eve were enjoying another day in paradise, just lying peacefully by a stream, when Eve asked Adam what he was thinking. "Oh, nothing, really" was his reply.
Suddenly, Eve jumped up and grabbed Adam. She began frantically poking him in the chest. "Woman," Adam shouted, "just what do you think you're doing?" Eve stared him dead in the eyes and shouted back, "Be quiet! I'm counting your ribs!"
Understanding Women
A man was walking along a California beach and was in deep prayer to the Lord. He said, "Lord, you have promised to give me the desires of my heart. Please give a confirmation that you will grant my wish."
Suddenly the sky darkened and the Lord, in a booming voice said, "I have searched your heart and determined it to be pure. I think that I can trust that you will not disappoint me. Because you have been faithful to me, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm deathly afraid of flying and I get very sea sick in boats. Could you build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive there whenever I want?"
The Lord laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of the concrete and steel! Your request is very materialistic and disappointing. I could do it but it's hard for me to justify. Take a little more time and make another wish, one you think would honor and glorify Me."
After much thought, the man said, "I’ve been married 4 times. My wives always said that I was insensitive to their needs. So I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel and what they're thinking. I want to know why they cry and how to make them truly happy. That's my wish, Lord.”
Then, after a few minutes, God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Top 10 Lines Christian Women Use to Break-up
10. I'm sorry; I've found someone more spiritual.
09. I'm sorry; it's just not God's will.
08. I feel called to the ministry very soon and very far from you as soon as possible.
07. I'm sorry, it could never work. I'm a sanguine and you're a phlegmatic.
06. God loves me and must have a better plan for my life.
05. You know, I feel like I'm dating my brother.
04. At least I got a lot out of our Bible studies together.
03. You need someone with lower standards.
02. I think we should just be prayer partners.
And the number one break-up line...
01. I do love you, but it's just agape now.
08. I feel called to the ministry very soon and very far from you as soon as possible.
07. I'm sorry, it could never work. I'm a sanguine and you're a phlegmatic.
06. God loves me and must have a better plan for my life.
05. You know, I feel like I'm dating my brother.
04. At least I got a lot out of our Bible studies together.
03. You need someone with lower standards.
02. I think we should just be prayer partners.
And the number one break-up line...
01. I do love you, but it's just agape now.
Before you go, have your fill with some “women knowledge” below.The Jealous Eve
Adam and Eve were enjoying another day in paradise, just lying peacefully by a stream, when Eve asked Adam what he was thinking. "Oh, nothing, really" was his reply.Suddenly, Eve jumped up and grabbed Adam. She began frantically poking him in the chest. "Woman," Adam shouted, "just what do you think you're doing?" Eve stared him dead in the eyes and shouted back, "Be quiet! I'm counting your ribs!"
Understanding Women
A man was walking along a California beach and was in deep prayer to the Lord. He said, "Lord, you have promised to give me the desires of my heart. Please give a confirmation that you will grant my wish."Suddenly the sky darkened and the Lord, in a booming voice said, "I have searched your heart and determined it to be pure. I think that I can trust that you will not disappoint me. Because you have been faithful to me, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm deathly afraid of flying and I get very sea sick in boats. Could you build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive there whenever I want?"
The Lord laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of the concrete and steel! Your request is very materialistic and disappointing. I could do it but it's hard for me to justify. Take a little more time and make another wish, one you think would honor and glorify Me."
After much thought, the man said, "I’ve been married 4 times. My wives always said that I was insensitive to their needs. So I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel and what they're thinking. I want to know why they cry and how to make them truly happy. That's my wish, Lord.”
Then, after a few minutes, God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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